z1c:

Sorry new followers that are expecting quality text posts I’m only funny once a year

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I'm funny no times of the year op it's okay post: text

if you look up beautiful in the dictionary, there’s a picture of you 

under the antonyms

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OH SNAP post: text

noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

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yeahhhhh it's pretty creepy dudes post: text queue: asleep

gaskarthseyebrows:

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest

post: text tru dat

edating:

i feel like i annoy everyone that doesnt start the conversation with me first

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haha sometimes yeah post: text queue: asleep

hungryhowie:

saying “ow” when you get hit in a video game

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sjflsejlfd yep post: text gpoy

kitsunegoddess:

All right gonna write my otp, let’s do this fuckers

Fucking nailed it

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accurate post: text

rnarker:

rnarker:

for every note this gets im running a mile

nevermind please no

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post: text sjfesijfsf

instead of getting their period girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month everyone wins 

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yes I'm all for this post: text